Life in a Hurry makes everything Blurry.

I decided that my first legal purchase of alcohol will be a case of Magic Hat Circus Boy: while it's no Edelweiss, it still has that thick, fruity-delish flavor of a good wheat beer--but more importantly, each bottle is capped with some enlightening witticisms which have been compiled here (seriously, how did we know things before the Internet?). Some of them seem to be some random crap the employees think of while baking and making ("Gus loves it!"), but in any case, they're delightful, insightful, and beat fortune cookie quips hands down--or bottoms up.

Some of my favorites:
"Undressing. Distressing or a Blessing?"
"What's the link between what you drink and think?"
"Mud Season is pleasin' for a Reason"
"Put no Stock in the tick of the Clock"