when life gives you lemons...

...eat a miracle fruit and taste lemonade.

Miracle Fruit - a fruit that masks sourness and accents other flavors for approximately 30 minutes at a time with no reported illnesses or side-effects (besides foodphoria), yet is banned in the US by the FDA. They sure know how to kill a party.

Maybe if enough people blog about this, there will soon be dealers for these taste-altering substances everywhere. Spread the good word, sprout those seeds!

Here's an interesting article on how the Japanese are using the fruit to lose weight: a miracle diet at last!